Robin Hood quotes from Robin Hood

Allan

Anyone fancy a wager? Yeah? Who thinks he can get out on his own?

Robin

Trust me, Allan. Much can do it.

Allan

We talking about the same Much?

Will

It's good to have you back, Much.

Much

It's good to have you back, my Lord Much.

Allan

That is gonna get really annoying.

Much

That is gonna get really annoying, my Lord Much.

Much

I know it's annoying but I like it.

Robin

Well... [looks at Will, who cheekily smiles] seeing as you like lording it up...to Lord Much!

To Lord Much!

All hail Lord Much! All hail Lord Much!

Robin

Much, you need to look after him.

Much

Ho-ho, no. Master. Master, please. I mean, look at him. Surely.

Robin

Well, you looked after me all these years.

Allan

Yeah, but... he's a menace.

Much

Yes! You know, I think that's the first time we've actually agreed on something.

Robin

Don't tell me the Nightwatchman's been dipping into the profits?

Marian

Some men find pleasure in giving women gifts.

Robin

This is a lot of gift. And tell me, how were you planning on reciprocating?

Marian

Maybe you'd find out if you gave me a gift. As it is you only come out of the woodwork to ask for favors, like now. So?

Get them! Stop them!

Robin

Forget us! Watch the entrance!

[entering behind Robin] YOU HEARD HIM!!! GUARD THE DOORS!!!

Much

The Sheriff's with us?!

Did no-one ever tell you that fools do not deserve to be rescued?

Robin

This is not a rescue yet, Malik.

Oh, la-di-da-di-da! Will you two just shut up?!

[Points at Malik] Get him, Prince Bismillah... far away... from here!

The feeling is mutual.

[To Robin] And Locksley, remember: business as usual tomorrow.

Robin

I look forward to it.

Robin

I don't think it was just the needles, Much. You understood him.

Much

I just listened to him.

Robin

Maybe that's the real magic. :[he whispers] Listening.

Much

Why don't you listen to me more then, master? Master!

Robin

What? Sorry. Sorry, did you say something?

Much

Unbelievable! You talked me about listening and you don't listen.

Robin

Pardon?

Much

You talked to me about listening!

Much

Very funny! You never listen to me.

Robin

Yes I do.

Much

No you don't.

Robin

Charity starts at home, Vaisey!

NOT IN MY HOME!!!

Much

I hate the cave.

Allan

It's gonna rain again and it's dry in there.

Much

It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.

Robin

We voted, Much.

Allan

And you lost. Five-one.

Much

Yeah, well. I should have two votes, because I really don't like the cave. In fact, I should have three, because I really, really don't like the cave.

Robin

Will? What's the matter?

Will

The king is coming.

Marian

Thank you. I do not know how to thank you.

Robin

We'll think of something. [He winks at her] Come on! [He starts walking. Marian smiles and starts to walk but then falls to her knees]

Marian

[quietly] Robin.

Robin

Marian?

Djaq

My father treated the wounded on the battlefield. He said never lie to a wounded man.

Marian

Or was it never lie to a dying man?

Djaq

He said that too.

Marian

So? Never lie to a dying man.

Robin

You are not going to die and I have never lied to you.

Marian

Oh, come on. We have never once spoken the truth to each other.

Robin

This is not the time to argue.

Marian

Do not tell me when it is time to argue!

Marian

What?

Robin

Well, I do not think there can be much wrong with you!

Marian

I'm serious. We have never once spoken the truth to each other. For instance, I say you are a fool when I mean you are a hero. I criticise your actions then mimic them myself as The Nightwatchman. I chastise Robin Hood...

Robin

Shh, shh, shh.

Marian

I will not be shushed, these might be my last words!

Robin

No they will not be. They cannot be. Because we should be together! Marian, I should never have left you, I should never have gone to war. It was a mistake! And you were right, I wanted glory but believe me the battlefield is the last place you’ll find it.

Marian

You would always have regretted it if you hadn't gone.

Robin

But not as much as I regret going. Not as much as I regret losing you. Marian, I should not have gone.

Marian

Robin...

Robin

I...

Djaq

I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine.

Much

Right, here is the paste, and er, the instruments are coming and er, Djaq is er, Djaq is coming. I'm sure, I'm sure all...

Marian

"I am sure, I am sure"? I am sure is reassuring, "I am sure, I am sure" is not.

Much

I am sure. It's just, Djaq is very, er, Djaq is very...

Marian

Djaq is very what?!

Much

I'll shut up.

Robin

Good idea.

Much

I'll go.

Much

Drink this. All of it.

Marian

Much.

Robin

He means well.

Marian

What could Djaq have told him? This is not good, is it?

Robin

Maybe not so good.

This charade is over. [he smiles and walks away but stops next to Robin] Your friend is dead.

Much

Dead?

Dead.

Djaq

Robin... I'm sorry.

Robin

Marian. Marian! Marian. I love you. I should have said. Why did I not say? I love you. Marian. I love you. Marian.

Robin! Oh, Robin! Come out, come out, wherever you are!