Need a lift?
ColleenNo thanks. Me mum told me never to ride with strangers.
I am stranger?
Stranger than anyone I know.
Voiced by Tress MacNeille
Road Rovers · 64 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Road Rovers: in 35 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Hunter (23), Blitz (7), Exile (7)
Scenes with Colleen 30
ColleenColleenFaster, Huntie-Wuntie.
Aw, Colleen, don't call me that! It's insubordination. You'll demoralize the troops!
Colleen[taking Hunter by the face, talking in baby voice] Ooh, I won't inabulation, kissies. [kissing noises]
There. Now that's more like it.
ColleenPardon. I abso-bloomin-lutely love the red tights, but that helmet has gotta go.
GGroomer
[angrily] What did you say?!
[Cruising up beside Colleen on a Sand Hovercyle] Hop on, cutie. I'll take you away from all this.
[Colleen hops on behind him]
Stick with me, kid, and you won't have to worry about a thing again.
Colleen[clearly pleased]: Peachy!
[panicking] Let me drive, Colleen, PLEASE!!!
ColleenOh, pipe down, Huntie. It's my turn and you know it!
LOOK OUT!
[Colleen narrowly misses a truck.]
That was close.
ColleenIt was not that close.
It was close.
ColleenOh, stop it, would you? What are you looking for, a map?
No, my donor card.
[Colleen gets an irritated look on her face]
[Hunter fires a shot at Groomer, but wipes out a CATS billboard instead]
ColleenJolly good shot!
Well, sometimes things just work out.
ColleenWhere are Shag and Exile anyway?
Uh, they're with Blitz.
ColleenWho?
The Doberman.
ColleenOh, him. Have I met him yet?
I think.
[Shag runs off chasing a cat]
ColleenBlimey. Chasing cats. That is so immature.
But we are dogs.
Yeah, some habits die hard.
[Cat runs by. Hunter, Blitz, and Exile get down on all fours, start barking, and give chase]
Colleen(shrugging) Bloomin' mutts. Hey!
[another cat runs by and Colleen repeats the behavior of the other Rovers]
The old revolving wall escape trick. Bummer numero dos. I'm working on my Spanish.
ColleenAy caramba.
Still A Few Bugs In The System
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[Hunter has just stepped out of the transdogmifier.]
Whooo-hoo! I love this machine!
Colleen[walking past] Hello, Huntie.
I really love this machine.
Colleen[after Hunter makes an exceptionally bumpy landing] Have you considered additional driver's ed?
We don't need additional drivers, and my name's not Ed.
ColleenHa! Now there's your comedy.
Okay, Blitz, hand over the blaster.
No, it's mine!
Sorry, but if you can't use it correctly then you can't use it at all. Now hand it over.
No! Stop hounding me!
Then quit doggin' it!
Get off my tail!
Colleen[splitting up Hunter and Blitz] Gents, gents, calm down.
He started it!
ColleenNow, Blister...
Blitz.
ColleenWhatever. The point Hunter's trying to make is... WATCH WHO YOU'RE BLASTING!!!
Whooaaa! [falls into the river]
You have a way with words.
ColleenWell, it's a gift I was born with.
If she weren't so cute I'd bite her.
ColleenAre you sure you know how that pump works, Hunter?
Nope! But it's worth a try.
ColleenAnd if it doesn't work?
How long can you hold your breath?
ColleenNot long enough!
Take Me to Your Leader
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MMaster
Gather round, Rovers. You have a busy day ahead of you. Here's your schedule: free the hostages, attend the peace treaty signing, and track down this unidentified alien spaceraft.
Sure thing, Master, but what do you want us to do after lunch?
ColleenHa! Now there's your comedy.
Le's move out, Rovers!
Now hold it right there. Why is Hunter in charge all the time? What about me? How come you're always the leader?
Well, for one thing I'm smarter.
No you're not.
Yeah I am.
Prove it.
Okay. [points to the left] Look over there.
What?
[points to the right] Now look over there.
What?
[points left again] Look over there.
What?
[continues with Shag, Exile, and Colleen watching]
Colleen[looking at watch] This could go on forever.
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