Gather round, Rovers. You have a busy day ahead of you. Here's your schedule: free the hostages, attend the peace treaty signing, and track down this unidentified alien spaceraft.
Sure thing, Master, but what do you want us to do after lunch?
Ha! Now there's your comedy.
Le's move out, Rovers!
Now hold it right there. Why is Hunter in charge all the time? What about me? How come you're always the leader?
Well, for one thing I'm smarter.
No you're not.
Yeah I am.
Prove it.
Okay. [points to the left] Look over there.
What?
[points to the right] Now look over there.
What?
[points left again] Look over there.
What?
[continues with Shag, Exile, and Colleen watching]
[looking at watch] This could go on forever.
When do I get to drive?
As soon as my license gets revoked.
Your pilot license?
[in unison] No, my dog license!
You know, I think we've done this joke.
That's true. We're recycling.
[in response to Hunter's order to activate the boosters] Roger!
[Colleen pushes button, sonic rover blasts into the distance]
Nice work, Colleen. But don't call me Roger.
[as the Rovers, minus Hunter, are about to be swallowed up by a flying saucer] Yet another unexpected twist.
Bummer.
[to Shag, currently being interrogated] Tell us about the inner workings of the Road Rovers!
Ri Rant Ry Rawyer!
What did he say?
[translating] He said he wants his lawyer.
Rah!
So, Huntie....
Yeah?
There's a moon out tonight.
Huh. Cool.
So, do you want to go for a walk on the beach?
Do I?! You bet!
[on the beach, Colleen walking Hunter in dog form on a leash]
This is not exactly what I had in mind.
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