Blitz[to Colleen werewolf] Colleen, it's me! The one you can't remember! Blitz!
[Colleen hesitates and makes a sound like 'Who?']
Voiced by Jeff Bennett
Road Rovers · 64 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Road Rovers: in 21 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Exile (12), Hunter (10), Colleen (7)
Lines by Blitz 1
BlitzScenes with Blitz 20
BlitzI would find great enjoyment biting them on the tushies.
Don't be a weird boy!
[after the plane is shot] April Day! April Day! We are going down!
BlitzDon't you mean May Day?
May, June, July, who cares?! We're in deep doggy donuts!
BlitzOkay, so when do I get a chance at the controls?
Oh sorry. I didn't see you sitting there. I'm Colleen. Have we met?
BlitzOf course. You know me. I'm Blitz.
[pretending to think] Blitz...Blitz... no, that's not working for me. I know! I'll give you a brand new name. Something that better suits your winning personality. Yes. From now on, let's call you Mr. Fluffypants.
BlitzLet's not.
Mister Stuffington Fluffypants. Fluffy for short.
BlitzStop calling me that or I'll bite you!
Oh yeah? With whose dentures, Fluffy?
[Blitz and Colleen get into a fight. Colleen beats up Blitz and slams him onto a control panel.]
[on intercom] Blitz, come in, everything okey-dokey down there?
Blitz[dazed] Just call me Fluffy.
Don't be a weird boy.
I hope we can find Blitz.
Who?
The doberman.
Oh him, right.
Hey, he may be pushy, but he seems brave.
Blitz[crying] Please let me go!
You were saying?
Blimey. Could you blokes keep it down? I need my bloomin' beauty sleep.
HBHunter, Blitz, and Exile
[in unison] I'll say!
[sarcastically] Ah ha ha, there's your comedy.
Sky Rover to Cloud Rover, I've got good news. Exile is not a werewolf.
BlitzAnd I've got bad news: Colleen is!
Blitz[over radio, being attacked by Colleen] Hunter, we've got a problem!
I know. We ran out of Milk Bones.
Blitz[desperately] That's not what I'm talking about!
Any ideas?
Yeah, get ready to crash!
Any other suggestions?
BlitzYa, I suggest we all scream uncontrollably!
Sounds like a plan.
AAll
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Hey, Blitz, you want a biscuit?
BlitzTanks.
You're welcome.
BlitzNo. Tanks.
Are you sure? It's tasty. Try it.
BlitzTanks.
You're welcome.
BlitzNo. Tanks.
What's with you? You want it or not?
BlitzTanks!
YOU'RE WELCOME!
BlitzNO! TANKS!
WELL MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
[Tanks crash through the wall next to them.]
Oh, tanks. Now I get it. Funny.
Exile, you and Blitz go around and check out the rear entrance.
BlitzExcellent. I bite anything that comes out of the rear.
Sigmund Freud would have field day with nut-boy like you.
BlitzNeed a lift?
No thanks. Me mum told me never to ride with strangers.
BlitzI am stranger?
Stranger than anyone I know.
Welcome to club Comrade Sportovich! I give you big kiss! [Kisses Sport on both cheeks before moving to Blitz] I give all my comrades big kiss!
BlitzStop with the kissing or I'll start with the biting!
OK, I give you big bear hug instead!
[Exile begins Hugging/squeezing Blitz]
Blitz[Groans] No! Go back to the kissing! Go back to the kissing! Kiss Me! Kiss Me!
[Exile releases Blitz, who promptly collapses and faints]
Don't be a weird boy!
Blitz[praying as the Turbojet Rover is going down] Oh please, oh please, oh please. If you let me live, I promise I'll go back to obedience school for a solid year. I promise.
[Turbojet Rover plunges into the ocean and converts to submarine mode]
I love being Road Rover! Cars turn into boats, planes turn into subs... [raising fist and looking up at ceiling] ...Beat that, bad guys.
BlitzOkay, about that obedience school thing, okay, maybe not a whole year, maybe more like once a month?
[lights go out]
Blitz[groaning] Okay, okay, a whole year!
[lights go on again]
BlitzSheesh, what a grump.
Blitz[shamelessly begging for mercy from Parvo] Listen, I'm not really a Road Rover. I was just going along for the ride, you know? Just for the fun of it? I should be spared, you know?
Nice try.
[bad guys start shooting at Blitz, Blitz dashes off after the other Rovers]
[running along with Exile and Colleen] First we've gotta rescue Sport.
Blitz[catching up] That canine is a traitor. He's shameless! I can't believe anyone would ever turn on their friends and be such a wimpy baby.
[knowingly, to Exile] Oh, I can think of someone.
And he's a weird boy.
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