ExileI miss mother Russia. Father Russia I don't miss so much - he was big grump. Oh... listen to the sad strains of the balalaika. I HATE it! So SOMEBODY SHUT THAT THING OFF!! [Shag puts the balalaika into his fur and grins]
Voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson
Road Rovers · 64 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Road Rovers: in 20 of its 64 quotes
Most scenes with: Blitz (12), Hunter (7), Colleen (7)
Lines by Exile 1
ExileScenes with Exile 19
I would find great enjoyment biting them on the tushies.
ExileDon't be a weird boy!
Exile[after the plane is shot] April Day! April Day! We are going down!
Don't you mean May Day?
ExileMay, June, July, who cares?! We're in deep doggy donuts!
[after seeing Exile's freeze vision] Wow! I didn't know you could do that!
ExileMe neither. Must have contracted it during Cold War.
What are you guys looking at?
ExileForest Tree Illustrated: The Giant Redwood Issue... heh.
[Shag and Exile sigh.]
You two definitely need a hobby.
Okay, so when do I get a chance at the controls?
Oh sorry. I didn't see you sitting there. I'm Colleen. Have we met?
Of course. You know me. I'm Blitz.
[pretending to think] Blitz...Blitz... no, that's not working for me. I know! I'll give you a brand new name. Something that better suits your winning personality. Yes. From now on, let's call you Mr. Fluffypants.
Let's not.
Mister Stuffington Fluffypants. Fluffy for short.
Stop calling me that or I'll bite you!
Oh yeah? With whose dentures, Fluffy?
[Blitz and Colleen get into a fight. Colleen beats up Blitz and slams him onto a control panel.]
Exile[on intercom] Blitz, come in, everything okey-dokey down there?
[dazed] Just call me Fluffy.
ExileDon't be a weird boy.
Blimey. Could you blokes keep it down? I need my bloomin' beauty sleep.
HBHunter, Blitz, and Exile
[in unison] I'll say!
[sarcastically] Ah ha ha, there's your comedy.
ExileAccording to legend of my ancestors, once victim is bitten or scratched, during full moon, he turns into raging monstrous beast!
Sounds like a fun date.
[regarding the werewolves gathered at Stonehenge] What are they all doing here?
ExileAccording to the legend of my homeland, it is time for werewolves to pick their king and queen. Once sun comes up and night turns to day, they will all be werewolves forever.
Queen Colleen? Nah, no way.
Exile, you and Blitz go around and check out the rear entrance.
Excellent. I bite anything that comes out of the rear.
ExileSigmund Freud would have field day with nut-boy like you.
Need a lift?
No thanks. Me mum told me never to ride with strangers.
I am stranger?
ExileStranger than anyone I know.
ExileWelcome to club Comrade Sportovich! I give you big kiss! [Kisses Sport on both cheeks before moving to Blitz] I give all my comrades big kiss!
Stop with the kissing or I'll start with the biting!
ExileOK, I give you big bear hug instead!
[Exile begins Hugging/squeezing Blitz]
[Groans] No! Go back to the kissing! Go back to the kissing! Kiss Me! Kiss Me!
[Exile releases Blitz, who promptly collapses and faints]
ExileDon't be a weird boy!
[praying as the Turbojet Rover is going down] Oh please, oh please, oh please. If you let me live, I promise I'll go back to obedience school for a solid year. I promise.
[Turbojet Rover plunges into the ocean and converts to submarine mode]
ExileI love being Road Rover! Cars turn into boats, planes turn into subs... [raising fist and looking up at ceiling] ...Beat that, bad guys.
Okay, about that obedience school thing, okay, maybe not a whole year, maybe more like once a month?
[lights go out]
[groaning] Okay, okay, a whole year!
[lights go on again]
Sheesh, what a grump.
[shamelessly begging for mercy from Parvo] Listen, I'm not really a Road Rover. I was just going along for the ride, you know? Just for the fun of it? I should be spared, you know?
Nice try.
[bad guys start shooting at Blitz, Blitz dashes off after the other Rovers]
[running along with Exile and Colleen] First we've gotta rescue Sport.
[catching up] That canine is a traitor. He's shameless! I can't believe anyone would ever turn on their friends and be such a wimpy baby.
[knowingly, to Exile] Oh, I can think of someone.
ExileAnd he's a weird boy.
Exile[To Hunter after he knocks out Sarge] You sure pulled the wooly lambs over eyes of early worm and got bird in bush!
[Obviously confused] OK, cool.
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