Faster, Huntie-Wuntie.
Aw, Colleen, don't call me that! It's insubordination. You'll demoralize the troops!
[taking Hunter by the face, talking in baby voice] Ooh, I won't inabulation, kissies. [kissing noises]
There. Now that's more like it.
Welcome to club Comrade Sportovich! I give you big kiss! [Kisses Sport on both cheeks before moving to Blitz] I give all my comrades big kiss!
Stop with the kissing or I'll start with the biting!
OK, I give you big bear hug instead!
[Exile begins Hugging/squeezing Blitz]
[Groans] No! Go back to the kissing! Go back to the kissing! Kiss Me! Kiss Me!
[Exile releases Blitz, who promptly collapses and faints]
Don't be a weird boy!
[praying as the Turbojet Rover is going down] Oh please, oh please, oh please. If you let me live, I promise I'll go back to obedience school for a solid year. I promise.
[Turbojet Rover plunges into the ocean and converts to submarine mode]
I love being Road Rover! Cars turn into boats, planes turn into subs... [raising fist and looking up at ceiling] ...Beat that, bad guys.
Okay, about that obedience school thing, okay, maybe not a whole year, maybe more like once a month?
[lights go out]
[groaning] Okay, okay, a whole year!
[lights go on again]
Sheesh, what a grump.
[After the Rovers are confronted by Parvo, Shag hides his head in the sand.]
Colleen [seeing this] Not a pretty picture we got here, gov.
[shamelessly begging for mercy from Parvo] Listen, I'm not really a Road Rover. I was just going along for the ride, you know? Just for the fun of it? I should be spared, you know?
Nice try.
[bad guys start shooting at Blitz, Blitz dashes off after the other Rovers]
[running along with Exile and Colleen] First we've gotta rescue Sport.
[catching up] That canine is a traitor. He's shameless! I can't believe anyone would ever turn on their friends and be such a wimpy baby.
[knowingly, to Exile] Oh, I can think of someone.
And he's a weird boy.
Pardon. I abso-bloomin-lutely love the red tights, but that helmet has gotta go.
GGroomer
[angrily] What did you say?!
[Cruising up beside Colleen on a Sand Hovercyle] Hop on, cutie. I'll take you away from all this.
[Colleen hops on behind him]
Stick with me, kid, and you won't have to worry about a thing again.
[clearly pleased]: Peachy!
[to Shag and Colleen, but mostly Colleen] Up for a ride through the Everglades? I hear they're lovely this time of year.
GGroomer
I've got the Rovers in sight, General.
Don't bother me with details, just DO YOUR JOB!
GGroomer
[muttering]: Lighten up!
WHAT?!
GGroomer
Uh, nothing!
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