[Hunter has just stepped out of the transdogmifier.]
Whooo-hoo! I love this machine!
[walking past] Hello, Huntie.
I really love this machine.
I feel pretty.
I feel queasy.
[after Hunter makes an exceptionally bumpy landing] Have you considered additional driver's ed?
We don't need additional drivers, and my name's not Ed.
Ha! Now there's your comedy.
Okay, Blitz, hand over the blaster.
No, it's mine!
Sorry, but if you can't use it correctly then you can't use it at all. Now hand it over.
No! Stop hounding me!
Then quit doggin' it!
Get off my tail!
[splitting up Hunter and Blitz] Gents, gents, calm down.
He started it!
Now, Blister...
Blitz.
Whatever. The point Hunter's trying to make is... WATCH WHO YOU'RE BLASTING!!!
Whooaaa! [falls into the river]
You have a way with words.
Well, it's a gift I was born with.
If she weren't so cute I'd bite her.
TLTribal Leader
To save our families and our forest, the monsters must be destroyed.
But I'm not a monster.
TLTribal Leader
Are you a six-foot-tall dog man who talks?
Yes.
TLTribal Leader
Close enough.
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