Wait! Morty, you have to promise not to tell anyone, but your dad made Pissmaster kill himself.
Oh, man, what?!
Yeah, I mean, I found him dead and I-I put on his suit, but look at this - he literally blames your dad. [gives Morty Pissmaster's note]
Holy shit... Wait, you kept the suicide note?! That's so messed up!
I know, I mean, I had to tell someone, Morty. I couldn't just sit on that--
And you expect me to?! [runs into the house]
Morty, no! What are you doing?!
[Jerry screams, and the rest of the family run into the garage]
What the hell?! He KILLED HIMSELF?!
Jesus, Dad, you should've told us! Especially if Jerry murdered him!
Wait, don't say that! I-I didn't murder!
Hey, I-I thought it was pretty cool that I withheld that information.
But you didn't withhold it! You're walking around with the note!
Yeah, Grandpa, you gotta, like, keep it in your heart as a great sacrifice. That's the cool move.
I mean, how am I the bad guy? He sprayed piss on us! Y-You all cheered me on!
Don't drag us into this.
A man is dead, Dad.
Again, wasn't gonna say it, but I told you this would happen.
Oh, get off your high horse.
Dr. Wong would be so proud!
BOO!
Go ahead and boo! I was breathing piss, you think I care?
Is this what it's like to trend? [sobbing] This is a nightmare! I should've just let him pee on my daughter...!
Eww! What the hell, Dad?!
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