Not so fast, Sanchez. It is I, Cookie Magneto!
What the fuck? I'm... I'm not engaging this guy. [starts walking away]
That's hardly up to you, Rick.
I'm sorry, do you control things that people agree are cookies?
Yes.
Okay, but cookies aren't a substance. They're more of a name w-we give to--
To the things I control.
Do you control cookie ingredients? Because, y'know, t-that sounds dangerous. Y'know, everything has sugar in it.
Fight me and find--
[He screams in agony as Rick suddenly melts him with a laser]
JESUS, RICK!
I'm sorry, Morty, I know you're gonna say it's punching down, but I can't fight another one of these 90s-style goofball supervillains! I'm not the fucking Tick! I-I-I'm exhausted.
Okay! But i-if you really have a lot of these guys gunning for you, maybe you should look into what you're doing to...?
Oh, don't start that crap, Morty! I don't do anything for these dipshits to seek me out.
[teleports in] I am Mr. Calypso! Face me, you ugly, drunk, ugly piece of shit!
Okay, I might look into it.
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