[Rick and Morty start flashing green with a pulsing sound]
Oh shit...
Wait, what? Wh-What's happening?!
Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travellers. Too late to apologize.
[enters, also pulsing green] Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green.
Rick, are we about to die?!
[putting a makeshift device together] No, we're about to vanish from this reality.
That's totally dying!
No, it isn't! It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.
Back to our original universes...!
I explained it fine, Morty, you're spoon-feeding spoons. Where's Summer?
[enters] Oh nice, you guys are back. [notices the flashing] Whoa...
Summer, three of us are one-way blind hopping. [hands her the device] You gotta help us get back. There's a protocol for this in your chore-server, filename "Booger AIDs".
Every file is "Booger AIDs"!
I—I hate naming things! Just.. search for words like "one-way blind hop, reset map beacon".
[aghast] Why do I have a reality of origin?!
There's no time to explain, Jerry! Counting on you, Summer! "One-way blind hop beacon protocol"! HERE WE GOOOOOOO...!
[Nothing happens for a while, though the pulsing speeds up]
So there was time to explain.
Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's rundown--
"One-way blind hop, reset beacon, Booger AIDs".
Cool. [waits for a moment] Wow.
[angrily] THERE WAS SO MUCH TIME TO EXPLAIN!
Yes! Fine! Hindsight is 20-20! Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
How did I end up not in my own universe?! [thinks] Oh my God, the Jerryboree!
Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree.
Deep cut. [all three vanish]
Wait, but where's our real dad and our real Morty?
Buried in the backyard.
That's what the possums are after...
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