Ugh... I guess this is how it ends. I thought I was better than this. Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? I-I guess when you're dying, the first thing to go is your creativity. Citadel's gone, and the saucer we escaped in is out of power. The extra Mortys went feral. [some Mortys are shown ganging up on and devouring another] Eh, some problems solve themselves.
[Rick and Morty lie around weakly, with Rick addressing the viewer]
Been drinking a lot... [to Morty, annoyed] Morty, I told you to write this down! I-I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did! [facing the viewer again] Been drinking a lot of my piss. Portal gun's still broken...
[unsuccessfully testing the gun] I guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan.
"Evil Morty" - c-can we stop flattering this guy?! His plan was to monologue and fuck off! He basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter.
Nobody quits Twitter. Hey, remember, like a second ago, when you pretended to not know who Iron Man was? Who was that for?
Sh-Shush, shush, Morty. This is how we go. Bear it with grace. [as Morty lies down next to him] Spinal cord, Robitussin as a base, then surprise me.
[After they lie in silence for a moment, the sound of tapping on glass is heard. They turn to see Space Beth doing it from outside]
Mom!
Beth, maybe!
[Beth cups her hands and begins to speak, but Rick and Morty hear nothing]
Is she trying to say something? [yells] W-We can't hear you! How dumb are...?! Beth, you're in a vacuum! Sound travels on air! Why am I yelling?
[Beth projects a message with her wrist device: "Is this a private party or can anyone join?". Rick and Morty look annoyed]
Wow, great.
Yeah, that's... wow. Really worth it. That was not worth it! It's corny! [gesturing, while Morty gives a thumbs down] You, corn! Dying of starvation here!
[Beth frowns and projects "When I decided to say it, I didn't know it would be..."]
Oh my God, stop explaining! Stop explaining!
Are you finished?!
[Beth projects "...subjected to this scrutiny."]
She's not finished.
[Beth projects "Maybe I won't rescue you."]
Oh, nice.
Oh, real mature. R-Real classy.
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