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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Summer, Jerry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Summer

The turkey is raw, dad. Shit's potato bunz.

Jerry

Sorry, Summer, the United States enclosed us in a shimmer bubble that scrambled my oven timer. So I guess elections do have consequences.

PPresident

Eat my ass, Jerry! I've seen your IRS records. You can blame me once you have taxable income.

RRick

[laughs, then catches himself] Yes, Jerry's a piece of shit, I agree.

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