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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

President and Rick in “Unfinished Business”

What is your problem?! Why do you hate this country?!

I hate every country in the universe, brother! They’re job placement programs for the politicians that invent them!

Okay, Fight Club - I get paid to protect the sidelines you sit on!

You get paid to make sports metaphors!

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