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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Rick, President and others in “Unfinished Business”

[A spider-like monster massacres the turkeys]

RRick

What the fuck is that?

PPresident

Not what... who.

SFSpider FDR

The only thing to fear is me!

RRick

How the fuck does the White House have a clone spider of FDR?!

PPresident

It's no clone, it's FDR! He was a guinea pig for the polio vaccine. We asked ourselves, "What walks the most?"

MMorty

"We"? You're taking credit for this?!

PPresident

The office comes with baggage, Morty!

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