[After killing all the parasites]
From now on, let's all be careful to wash our hands when we get back from outer space. That goes for everyone.
This is depressing. We killed every good person in the house. We're what's left? What a family.
At least we're real, Jerry. We're real! Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!
Ooh-wee! Amen to that. Now, this little poopypants is hungry. Will somebody pass me a pork chop?
[Rick passes him one. Beth watches him suspiciously as he eats]
Huh. I-I-Is something wrong, Beth?
[Beth shoots him, sending him flying into the wall, bleeding actual blood instead of parasite slime, and everyone cries out in horror]
Oh, fuck...!
[shocked] Wait, but I--
Oh Beth, why?!
[on the phone] I need an ambulance! There's been a shooting, my wife shot... Uh, my-- My wife shot a long-time family friend.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Mr. Poopybutthole!
I-I thought--
Keep breathing! Look at me! Look at me! Don't-- Don't fall asleep!
Is this what bleeding to death is? Oh-wee... Is this how I die?
Oh geez! Oh my god!
Why would you do this, Beth? It's not supposed to hurt, I-I thought... ooh-wee...
[Police sirens are heard outside; Beth retreats into the kitchen, sobbing and messily pouring and drinking a glass of wine]
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