I know you guys are talkin' about my tits and my ass. Just in case you are wondering, I'm a 34-C cup, my nipples are slightly larger than average and stand up like top-hats when aroused. My ass is tight as a snare drum but still soft to the touch. Any more questions?
Wow. [Laura puts Tommy's sandwich on the table]
Yeah. Can I get one of those? [points to the sandwich]
No. [leaves]
Did she just say top-hats?
I believe she did.
I've always been a big fan of formal wear.
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