Lou, Tommy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Lou

Hey, I went with Dwight the other night to the city, we caught a show and afterwards I look into this bar and who do I see? Our very own little probie making out with some broad to beat the band.

Tommy

So...?

Lou

So... this chick is old enough to be his mother.

Franco

Oh god, I just caught a chill.

Tommy

How old?

Lou

I don't know, I didn't have time to cut her in half and count the rings but she's pretty old, I mean for him. I'm guessin' late 40's.

Sean

Wow, really?

Lou

Yeah. [Mike walks up] Hey, speak of the devil. Hey, kid, your ears burning?

Mike

Huh?

Tommy

Hey, are you bangin' some old broad?

Lou

And if you are, a word of caution: A broken hip takes a very long time to heal.

Mike

Hey, she's not that old. She's only 46.

Sean

Well, that's nothin' in dog years.

Franco

Yeah, which probably applies to her.