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S1 E15Unfinished Business

NONight Owl

How does it feel to be part of the final four?

It feels GREAT!

Awesome!

It's exciting!

WOOOOO!!!

NONight Owl

Mmhm. And how did you make it this far?

Working together, baby!!

NONight Owl

[chuckles] Fantastic. So, what're gonna do with the car?

Share it.

NONight Owl

Hmm, that's funny. Because that's not what Mordecai said.

What did Mordecai say..?

NONight Owl

Well, that he was gonna take the car for himself.

Rigby said that?

NONight Owl

Yeah. That's what Muscle Man said.

I knew it!

That jerk.

I can't believe this!

Oh, he's gonna pay!

Well, we did it.

Yep.

Yeah.

Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.

That sounds about right.

Well, I'll meet you guys down there. I gotta take down the tent first.

[pushes Muscle Man aside] No, no — we'll take care of the tent. You should go first.

[grabs Mordecai by his hooded jacket cuff] I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.

[getting angry] What's that supposed to mean?

It means I know what you're up to!

[angrily jabs Muscle Man by the chest] You know what I'M up to!? I know what YOU'RE up to! [furiously jabs his hand] Step one: working with you is a huge mistake, [furiously jabs his hand] and step two: [points to the outside of text] get off this billboard, you smell like barf!

YOU SMELL LIKE BARF!

[They get in a big ball violence]

NONight Owl

And now a little insurance to make sure this little competition doesn't end too early... [evilly laughs]

[Scene showing Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man frozen & now showing the W.H.O.Z. Billboard as the days went on, and the years went by]

Year 4224...

[Scene showing an a museum of The Night Owl & now showing the tank running out of liquid nitrogen & now showing a scene to Mordecai, Rigby, High-Fives & Muscle Man in the melting ice]

[enraged] You smell like BARF! [angrily punches Muscle Man in the testicles]

[gasps and holds his testicles] Huh?

MRMordecai, Rigby and Hi-Five Ghost

[gasping in horror]

GET OFF THIS BILLBOARD, BARF SACK!

DON'T CALL ME A BARF SACK!

[Rigby, Hi-Five Ghost and Muscle Man result in a big ball violence]

[breaks up a fight between them] STOP! STOP! Something's not right! [opens the tent & all of them are shocked] Oh, my... [his pupil shrinks in horror]

How long have we been up here?

Dude, I think we're in the future.

Aww, this is all your fault!

Me?! [angrily grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] You were the one who was tryin' to get the car for yourself! [lets go of Muscle Man's shirt] Yeah, that's right, The Night Owl told me what you said!

What did I say?

[points at him and jabs him in the chest] That you were gonna trick us so you could get the car for yourself!

Get your hand out of my face! [slaps away Mordecai's hand] [crosses his arms] I never said that! That's what Rigby said!

What?!

That's what The Night Owl told Me!

But The Night Owl told me that's what Hi-Five Ghost said!

I never said that!

Wait a minute, guys. I think The Night Owl tricked us.

Yeah, I think you're right, bro.

SGSecurity Guard

[blinds them with flashlight] Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exhibit? [gasps] You're the contestants! [presses an emergency button & talks on walkie-talkie] Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup immediately!

[More liquid nitrogen is coming from the display case's ceiling]

[shakes with horror] That's not good! We gotta get outta here! [points to the car] Muscle Man, can you start that car?

Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand!

GO! GO! GO!

[They used a fast percussion sound effect made from tightly edited wooden or leather taps combined with scraped rubber textures to mimic frantic slipping before a sudden dash]

[slides down the stairs] WHOO! WHOO!

Cut scene showing Muscle Man driving the car & Rigby & High-Fives looking behind them]

Muscle Man, get closer to that Info Booth! [hangs onto High-Five's arm while getting a map from the Info Booth]

MMap

Download complete. Time machine pavilion in 0.7 miles. Turn right.

TMTime Machine Computer

Day One of contest selected.

They all jump toward the time portal

NOThe Night Owl

NOOOO!

Mordecai, Muscle Man, Rigby, and High-Fives enter the portal)

PNPast Night Owl

Let's see. Awesome idea for a contest, check. Cool prize for a contest. Check. And enough liquid nitrogen to make sure contest lasts long enough to make me famous, check. (evil laugh)

I don't care! Find someone to take care of these ducks right now and get back to work or you're fired.

BDBaby Duck

Hey Mordecai and Rigby, thanks.

(Mordecai and Rigby both smile)

BDBaby Duck

For being the coolest losers we know!

BDBaby Duck, Moredecai and Rigby

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

MMoredecai

Is there any other things that might need cleaning?

[Benson walks away]

...Benson?

And if you don't stop goofing off and clean up this graffiti NOW, I’M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!

MRMordecai & Rigby

Huh...??

Do you have anything to say for yourselves?

What just happened?

Ugh, I don't remember anything...

Me and Fives were practicing for a pie-eating contest when you two dweebs came in speaking Spanish or something. [chows down pie]

Then you drank that green stuff.

AUGH!! I can't believe you made me drink your lame drink!

Better get started, or it's coming out of your paycheck.

Yeah, losers.

In closing, your theories had failed to prove that you're smarter – for your brain is no bigger than a WALNUT.

(WALNUT) CRAK!!

Very funny Mordecai, but your paper is fundamentally flawed because your brain is made up of 99% CANINE BUTT CHEEKS.

(BUTT CHEEKS) FWOO-CRAK!!

There is still one irrefutable truth. You don't have a high school diploma! So I'm smarter than you! You IMBECILE!!

(IMBECILE) FWOOSH-KLAK!!

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