As you guys may or may not know, it's Pops' birthday tomorrow. I was planning on getting him something nice from the arts and crafts fair last Saturday, but... nothing really stood out. Has anybody gotten him anything yet?
[beat] No.
Why am I not surprised? [pulls cap off of marker] Ideas? Anybody?
How about one of them Jeff Forgeman grills?
That's actually not a bad idea, but Pops has been watching his cholesterol. Doctor's orders. What else?
How about we get him some new gardening tools?
Well, maybe. It's just, he gets new gardening tools all the time.
What about some horseback riding lessons?
Please tell me you're joking.
Well, no. Isn't he into that?
Don't you remember? That's the exact same gift we got him last year.
Pshh!
Don't "pshh" me! I don't hear you coming up with anything.
Yeah, but at least I didn't say the same thing that we got him last year!
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