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Church, Caboose and others in “4th Of July Safety Tips”

For this last bit, the part of the bottle rocket will be played by Sheila. Enjoy.

Hey Donut, want to see my awesome bottle rocket?

Totally! Just remember, don't point it directly at me! Okay?

Okay, and I promise I won't forget whatever it is that you just said.

(Donut gets blasted by Caboose):

I forgoooot!

Okay, aaaand end scene. Well, I hope you've all learned a lot about fireworks, and maybe even a little bit about yourselves. (hissing of grenade)

Oopsie.

Uh-oh.

Running time!

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention the most important safety tip. If you have small children around, or even very very stupid adults, never ever let them play with fireworks without proper supervision.... Hey, what's that hissing noise?

(Church explodes):

CABOOSE!!!

Simmons did it!

What are you talking about? I wasn't even in this video!

Happy fireworks day everybody!

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