Donut and Caboose in “4th Of July Safety Tips”

(grilling) Hey there, Caboose. How do you like your meat? Well done, or pink and juicy!

Yes, I will take that fuzzy glowing hamburger, please.

Hey! That's not a hamburger, that's a grenade!

I know! I switched them when you weren't looking!...Maybe I should not have done that... (explodes)