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Red vs Blue · Season 5

Church, Tex and others in “Terms and Provisions (Episode 90)”

So Caboose is going to be up front talking to her, and while he's got her distracted, you sneak around the back, access the panel, and shut her down.

Okay. I'll do it. [Pause]

What, that's it? You will? No bargaining? No ridiculous demands?

No. I'm trying to find O'Malley and his friend. In a way, you guys are helping me. If anyone should be making demands, it should be you.

Oh, well in that case-

Forget it. Deal's done.

Dammit.

Um, how should I distract Sheila?

Just talk to her! Keep her attention, that's it.

I... don't know, we kinda have a history... uh, she may not want to talk to me.

So? Tex and I have a rough history. Doesn't mean we can't be professional and hold a conversation.

I wouldn't exactly call them conversations.

Ugh, get off my back, woman, can't you see I'm working here?

Please! You call this working?

See, uh, this is exactly what could happen with me and Sheila, only with more getting shot by tanks.

Caboose, if that happened, I'm sure the shell would just bounce off you and land on me somehow.

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