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Red vs Blue · Season 5

Donut, Simmons and others in “Terms and Provisions (Episode 90)”

Sarge, I found Simmons. He's over here, sleeping on the job.

Donut, I'm not sleeping, I was drugged!

Sorry, Sarge. He's not sleeping. He's doing drugs! [Simmons gets up]

Shut up, Donut, I'm not doing drugs, we were attacked! Ah, they must have used some sort of tranquilizer on me and... Grif? Where's Grif?

Maybe he's out scoring you junkies some more drugs!

They must have taken him!

Who would take Grif? Garbage collectors?

The people who ambushed us! We have to find him! Luckily, I implanted a tracking chip in his armor. I wanted to be able to find him when it was time to work. I should be able to lock onto his signal in just a few seconds...

A few seconds? That sounds entirely hopeless! Well, Grif, we'll miss you. You were a good soldier. Using the widest possible definition of good... and soldier.

I've got a signal!

He's probably a million miles away by now!

Actually, he's only a tenth of a mile away.

But who knows what direction!

That direction.

Exactly. We did our best, Simmons. Let's head back to base and call for a replacement troop. Where's my shotgun?

I don't see it anywhere. I guess they took it when they took Grif.

Ugh. What direction did you say?

That way, sir.

Come on, let's go.

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