Doc, Tucker and others in “Terms and Provisions (Episode 90)”

Hey, who's the yellow soldier?

That's just Sister. She's new.

No one told me about a new arrival! I'm supposed to examine everyone before they assume active duty!

Don't sweat it, I already checked her out for you. Diagnosis: F-I-N-E. [pause] That spells fine.

Thanks, but I think a trained medical professional should be the one to-

I'm a doctor! A doctor of love. PhD. Certified in Love-ology. General Harrastitioner. Sexacologist.

First of all, love is not an officially recognized medical specialty, and also, PhDs? Ha! Not really doctors!

Dude, you're a dork.

Hey.

What's up, Sis? What'd you and Tex talk about?

Uh, she was just talking about everyone here, how you're all idiots and jerks, but you guys are her idiots and jerks, that if I tried to become more popular than her she would talk about me behind my back and turn everyone against me, and then I would cry and everybody would hate me. You know, girl stuff!

Cool. Oh hey, speaking of girl stuff, this is Doc.

Hi!

Uh, hello, nice to meet you, I'm the medic, and if it's all right with you I need to give you a quick physical examination since you're new. Do you want to come in the base where you might feel more comfortable taking off all your clothes?

Sure. Lead the way. See ya, Tucker.

...What the fuck just happened?