Uh, I think I need to stay here and guaaaaard... this rock. From Tucker. Because I'm pretty sure that's how this whole thing started.
Alright, what's wrong? You seem nervous.
What if Tucker is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy!
Hey! No one is pregnant! And seriously, Caboose, when I get done with this, we gotta have a little talk, man. There's a book I've got that we can read together.
(short pause) I'd like that.
Maybe you can have the bowling ball fill you in on some of the basics, let me get you started. There's three holes. (short, maniacal laugh)
Oh, gross
I meant in the bowling ball!
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