Doc, Church and others in “Two For One (Episode 76)”

Hey, guys? I've figured out what's wrong.

What is it, Doc?

You're not gonna like the diagnosis.

Hmhmhmhm which is ironic, because I think it's absolutely delightful, muhahahaha.

Just tell us, Doc. We can take it.

Your friend is -

Dying? Oh, no!

No, he's not dying, he just has -

No chance to live. I knew it!

Caboose, one more interruption outta you, and he's gonna have two patients.

How do I say this, your friend is...

Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time.

No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant.

Oh, good... Wait, what?

Hmhmhmhmhm, preggers, muahaha.

All right, are we paying for this service, because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund

No it's true. We found two heartbeats. So unless he has two hearts the only logical explanation is that he's pregnant. I think.