Grif: ...and then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock but uh... that's when the tank showed up and uh... shit just started blowing up, I don't know.
[sighs] Grif, do you have any godly idea how much this piece of equipment costs?
I... I don't know... Like ten... Ten-twenty? Twenty-five bucks? ... You're gonna kill me now, aren't you?
Tell you what, Grif. I'm a fair man. I'll give you a 10 second head-start before I let Lopez do anything he wants to you.
Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really, really sorry about-
5 mississippi, 6 mississippi.
Okay, I guess I'd better get going.
[Sarge and Lopez look at each other, then start shooting at Grif]
Hey guys! Not funny, somebody could get hurt here!
[Tucker is standing with Tex, while Tex fires at a target off screen]
That's basically it sir. They have five guys over there and a big jeep.
[Speaks through a voice filter] And your flag. [reloads gun]
...Right. That too.
Hey, Tex? I don't know what it's been like at your other bases, but we try to not use other soldiers as target practice here.
[Caboose is standing in front of a rock full of bullet blasts]
I'm scared...
[talking to Tex but Tex is not listening] So you've got the special forces black armor I see... Were you in the special forces at some point? [Tex reloads some more] Yeah, I used to have black armour too. It was black because I got this stuff all over it from th- [Tex leaves] Okay, you gotta go? I'll see you later.
[whispers] I don't think he likes you.
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