[Tex runs outside red base cloaked]
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
[whispers] Hey, what's going on?
[Tex sticks Donut with a plasma grenade]
What the fuck?
What?
What is that thing?
What thing?
There's something on your head.
What, is it a spider? Get it off!
No, it's not a spider. It's like a blue thing...
What, like a blue spider? Get it off!!
It's not a spider! Now calm down! It's some kind of fuzzy, pulsating thing...
That doesn't sound much better than a spider!
Does it hurt?
No.
Maybe we should try to take it off.
Good idea. Go for it.
Me? By "we", I mean you, asshole.
Well, someone needs to get it off. It might be dangerous.
[The plasma grenade explodes]
SON OF A BITCH!
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