Hi everyone, I'm Private Dexter Grif from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue.
And as always, I'm Private Dick Simmons.
As many of you are no doubt aware, this flu season has been particularly harsh, even here in Blood Gulch.
During the winter months, disease can spread like a virus, and as we all know, a virus can carry disease.
Trust me, I'm a doctor!
No You're not! You just play one on the internet!
I had all of those things, I was very sick.
No you didn't Caboose.
No, it's true. Caboose got Asian Bird Flu.
What?! How is that possible? Doesn't Asian Bird Flu only infect birds?
Somehow, he found a way.
I am feeling much better now, and, I can fly. *Jumps off the cliff* (shouting) I am flying! *thump* Ow! The sky is very hard.
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