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Caboose, Simmons and others in “PSA Cold and Flu Season Tips”

I had all of those things, I was very sick.

No you didn't Caboose.

No, it's true. Caboose got Asian Bird Flu.

What?! How is that possible? Doesn't Asian Bird Flu only infect birds?

Somehow, he found a way.

I am feeling much better now, and, I can fly. *Jumps off the cliff* (shouting) I am flying! *thump* Ow! The sky is very hard.

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