He's speaking "choking to death", sir. It is very hard to translate if you are not being strangled.
Entangled
(After cutting off Cat's ponytail) Stage one achieved. What do we do now?
(Discussing the Erroneous Reasoning Research Academy) The staff were handpicked for their ability to be mistaken; for their gifts in fallacious analysis and defective reasoning.
(To Rimmer) You could've excelled here.
They were all outstandingly good at being consistently incorrect. There were a lot of referees, TV critics, weathermen, who were then re-educated in the sciences, to develop extraordinary new, erroneous theories, that would combine together to produce works of great genius.
Did it work?
No. The whole idea turned out to be wrong. The man behind the idea was so depressed he attempted suicide. Naturally he failed, and he went on to live into his nineties
Dear Dave
They say, due to the number of these letters of recommendation, they have absolutely no option but to request you stop writing them.
Women have moved on from that move.
Moves don’t move on.
Moves move on!
What, moves move?
(after Lister wheels away his chair into the rear wall) Right, abusing the furniture. It's all going down [into his report book].
The Beginning
So, let me get this right. We’re being attacked by something but we don’t know what, and there’s no way of finding out what’s out there?
I have a suggestion, sirs.
What?
How about we look out of the window?
I'd hardly call yelling "Mummy, mummy," dignified.
Lister, I didn't yell "mummy, mummy".
No you didn't have time, you just yelled "Mu...".
Please sirs, this is very bad for morale. I can't believe you're arguing about who's going to have the best death!
LRLecturer Rimmmer
Arnold, I’m not your father.
But that's impossible. It's not true.
LRLecturer Rimmer
Look inside yourself and you will know I speak the truth. Your father wasn't me... it's Dungo, our gardener.
But he's a babbling imbecile!
A billion-piece jigsaw suddenly falls into beautiful place.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?
DZDominator Zlurth
It is the way of all things. You live, you die.
But sometimes you live, you die, and then you live again. I know, I've done it myself.
HRHogey the Roguey
(Repeated line in a cheesy Italian accent) You kills my brother!
Twentica
Perhaps that person we saw is a different version of Mr. Rimmer from an alternative dimension.
So if he dies, not the end of the world.
Or perhaps he's a clone of Mr. Rimmer produced somehow from his DNA.
Again, if he dies, not the end of the world.
Or perhaps that man is you, sir, a you seized from the future and taken back into the past.
Again, if he dies, not the end of the world!
HHarmony
This is the capacitor. The cops get their hands on this, we're deader than Galileo's theory of tides.
CCop
How dense do you think I am?
HHarmony
You really wanna know? Just divide your mass by your volume.
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