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“The Beginning”

In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (5), Dave Lister (3), Kryten (2)

So, let me get this right. We’re being attacked by something but we don’t know what, and there’s no way of finding out what’s out there?

I have a suggestion, sirs.

What?

How about we look out of the window?

I'd hardly call yelling "Mummy, mummy," dignified.

Lister, I didn't yell "mummy, mummy".

No you didn't have time, you just yelled "Mu...".

Please sirs, this is very bad for morale. I can't believe you're arguing about who's going to have the best death!

LRLecturer Rimmmer

Arnold, I’m not your father.

But that's impossible. It's not true.

LRLecturer Rimmer

Look inside yourself and you will know I speak the truth. Your father wasn't me... it's Dungo, our gardener.

But he's a babbling imbecile!

A billion-piece jigsaw suddenly falls into beautiful place.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?

DZDominator Zlurth

It is the way of all things. You live, you die.

But sometimes you live, you die, and then you live again. I know, I've done it myself.

HRHogey the Roguey

(Repeated line in a cheesy Italian accent) You kills my brother!

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