Dear lord, what has created such foulness? Is it the product of a marriage twixt woman and gerbil?
“Rimmerworld”
In this episode: Kryten (11), Arnold Rimmer (10), The Cat (8), Dave Lister (4)
Enough of this heresy. At the stroke of dawn take them out and kill them. And when you've killed them, burn the bodies, then bring me the cold ashes on a silver plate with a glass of chilled sancerre.
This guy's an animal. Doesn't he know it's red wine with cold ashes?
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