Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my voice recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my database. Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil. Repeat: This is not a daffodil.
Well, thankfully Holly's unaffected.
“Demons & Angels”
In this episode: Arnold Rimmer (4), Dave Lister (3), Kryten (2), The Cat (2), Holly (1)
I'll tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle.
These are our higher selves. They are who we could have become if all the negative aspects of our characters were removed.
You mean hippies.
With respect sir, you think Jesus was a hippie.
Well, he was. He had long hair and he didn't have a job. What more do you want?
HCHigher Cat
We find clothes to be a distraction from the pursuit of spiritual and intellectual fulfillment.
Really? I find spiritual and intellectual fulfillment to be a distraction from the pursuit of clothes.
That's eighty klicks. We should be clear of any possible blast zone.
You really think it's gonna blow?
This can't be happening.
Nothin's gonna happen. We're just here as a precaution. The whole ship's full of fail-safes anyway. Cooling systems, containment panels, vacuum shields. The actual chances of it blowin' are about one in -
Lister (Subdued): One.
[After Dave, Higher Cat, and Rimmer have all passed by a junction of two corridors Higher Kryten stops and yells down it]
HKHigh Kryten
Welcome, brothers, we bring food and medical supplies.
[High Kryten is shot once in the left shoulder by an unseen person. Lister pulls him away from the junction.]
HKHigh Kryten
Poor devil, his gun must have gone off accidentally.
[High Kryten steps back out into the junction.]
HKHigh Kryten
Welcome, my children, we bring you balms and tinctures.
[High Kryten is shot two more times, once in the left shoulder, and once in the abdomen.]
HKHigh Kryten
We would be pleased to sing you healing hymns!
[High Kryten is shot two more times and falls. Lister steps out into the junction.]
Is he dead?
We can only hope.
LRLow Rimmer
I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life, and then... I'm going to have you.
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