You know, there's one thing I still don't understand. Why did the subliminal message fail? Works all the time for Madison Avenue.
Who knows, Gretchen? Who knows?
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[T.J. and his friends see Gretchen approaching them in a big box]
TJT.J.
Gretchen, is that you?
T.J.? [bumps into the fence] Pardon me.
So, Gretch, what's with the box?
I'm using it to make a pinhole projector so we can view the upcoming solar eclipse. You can't look at an eclipse with the naked eye, you know, it would scorch your retina.
[Ajimbo has turned everyone into zombies who try to force the game onto T.J.]
TJT.J.
No! I won't give in. I won't let this thing beat me!
[zombielike] It's no use, T.J. Eventually you will join us.
Gosh! Who'd have thought? Little Belgium winning over big Germany!
LGLt. Griswald
Winning? Ha! They got the stuffing kicked out of them!
I guess I lost the battle, sir.
LGLt. Griswald
Yes, but it looks like you won the war.
Mobile transport one, we are ready to lock and load. Operation Field Trip is a go. Move! Move! Move!
Man, there's nothing like a good field trip.
TJT.J.
Yep, nothing in the world. MISOOE, here we come.
MISOOE? What's MISOOE?
MISOOE, Gus, the Museum of Industry, Science, Oceanography, Oddities, and Energy. It's one of the finest, most sophisticated museums in the world.
My big brother told me they got a dead guy sliced up real thin, like cheese, so you can see right through him. Can't get more sophisticated than that.
DDDigger Dave
I hear they got a real working coal mine that goes right down through the floor.
Coal mine? Please. The best thing there is the gift shop. They got accessories from around the world.
AQAshley Q.
And they accept credit cards.
What? Oh, that's nothing!
TJT.J.
Man, this is gonna be the best field trip ever.
[shouting] Not only is my reputation as an educator on the line but also my reputation as a man! So get out there and win, I tell you, win! [Kids stare at him] Oh, and have fun.
Repeat after me. The rain...
Kindergartener: The wain...
In Spain...
Kindergartener: In Pain...
Falls mainly in the moist temperate zone northwest of the Pyranees mountains.
Kindergartener: Bloobidy bloo bloo bloo!
That information comes at a terrible price. Are you willing to pay it?
[Phil shrinks back into his seat]
Mr. E, I hope the fact that the government has quashed my research won't hurt my final grade.
It happens, Grundler. Count on an A.
TJT.J.
Say, Mr. E., there's something that's been bugging me: could you tell me what the E stands for?
No.
TJT.J.
You are so cool!
I just don't get it? Why would the chicken wanna make us think he taste good? Doesn't he know what happens to tasty chickens?
Well, excuse me! For once in my life I'm good at a real sport! A sport with trophies! It's important to me, okay?! More important than any science fair, quiz bowl, or chess tournament I've ever been in! If you guys can't support me, then so-rry!
That's right, I loved a machine. Like a sister or kind uncle. Maybe it's sick, maybe it's twisted. But love it, I did. Then one day, everything changed.
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