Eugene Fitzherbert quotes from Rapunzel&#039;s Tangled Adventure

"I'm telling you, it just doesn't make sense."

"Look, Cass, I know this is weird. But you gotta admit, this isn't the weirdest thing we've seen on the road."

Eugene

"What are you two waiting for? Dinner's ready."

"Fine."

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Eugene

"You are not Rapunzel!!"

"Yeah, what are you!!?"

MRMirror Rapunzel

"I could tell you, but it would probably be better to show you!!" (changes her hands to claws, and cracks her neck)

"Exactly how is showing us better than telling us?"

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Eugene

"I'd never thought I'd see a mirror I didn't want to see."

"Is it too late to trade him for the evil version?"

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Eugene

"Well, I don't know about all of you, but I'd take my night in that rainy caravan over one in this inn any day."

"I'm with you, Fitzherbert. Let's go!"

"Let's get out of here!!"

"Must you leave so soon? Oh, did you see the people in the mirror? Should have warned you about them. Oh, well, live and learn or just live. The good news is, you are welcome to stay for as long as you like. You might even grow to enjoy it."

"Enjoy it? Uh, no thank you. We'll take our chances...in the rain."

"I'll take first watch?"

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"Good Morning, Pascal. You know, aside from the fact we were replaced by evil doppelgangers last night, the House of Yesterday's Tomorrows offers a pretty good night's sleep."

Eugene

"Well, it's certainly the coziest seashell-shaped inn I ever slept in."

"I stayed in a cozier one. No wait, that was a cozy seashell shaped like an inn. I'm starved."

"Uh, wait a minute! The door!"

"It was right here yesterday."

"Everyone relax. There's a solution to every problem. It's no use!! We're trapped!! It's all over!!"

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"Come on, guys! There's gotta be another way out of here. Except in this case. Cass!!"

"That's not an exit."

Eugene

"Dog kennel! And why not, right?"

"Well, at least we get to cross that door of the list."

"Hey, I found a way out."

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Eugene

"Still no way out? And it's gonna take us forever to check this whole place.

"Well, I guess we'll have to stay here another night. Today was really tough. But, you know, even though we didn't always agree on everything, I think our different approaches ended being complimentary in a weird way."

Eugene

"Blondie, I completely agree. And if we ever do decide to have kids, a assertiveness compassion."

"And a whole lot of love. Let's get out of here."

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"Magnifique! The power of the Sundrop is nearly in Zhan Tiri's grasp."

"How did we not see this bad guy coming? We're usually pretty good at this sort of thing."

Eugene

"Wait until I'm free!!"

"That's just it, mon amie. You never shall be free. And in a few moments, nor shall she!"

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"Time's almost up. I will start getting nervous. "

Eugene

"Rapunzel, please wake up!! Rapunzel!!"

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[Rapunzel wakes up and the House of Yesterday’s Tomorrow starts to collapse. Rapunzel frees Pascal.]

Eugene

Blondie!

[Eugene and Lance fall to the ground.]

Rapunzel

Eugene! [rushes over to him and gives him a kiss]

Hate to be a speaking third wheel, but, can we get out of here, please? This place is coming down!

Rapunzel

Follow me!

[Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance make their escape as the House of Yesterday’s Tomorrow disintegrates.]

[last words] THIS. ISN'T. OVER! [disappears]

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Well. Well. Well.

Shorty?

Look who finally decided to show up.

"Max, Fidella! It's so good to see you two! Has anyone seen Cass?"

"Wait a second."

Eugene

"Get ready, guys! There's no telling what kind of souped-up human monster might come through that door. [Cassandra emerges from the door, looking rather upset with Rapunzel] It's even worse than I thought."

"Cass, are you alright? Where were you?"

"I'm fine, Rapunzel. Let's get moving, huh?"

"Time to hit the road. Destiny calls."

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"Just another day's travel and we are at the Dark Kingdom. Hope we packed our touches! Because the kingdom is dark. Is where I was going with that. Are you okay, Eugene? You seem distracted."

Eugene

"Huh? Oh! Uh...I didn't wanna make light of it? Now that we're so close to the Dark Kingdom, it all feels more real, you know? I mean, crazy Rhino Man said if we went there we're doomed, and we have no idea what we're in for. The only clue that's waiting for us is on three stupid pieces of a torn scroll that we can't even read!!"

"I know it's scary, Eugene, but we cannot turn back now. Besides, you and I have other plans. Or at least, we should have other plans. Birthday plans."

Eugene

"Oh, my gosh! I forgot your birthday."

"How could you forget, Eugene!?"

Eugene

"Sorry! I'm pretty sure that firefly scorched my date book."

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Eugene

"The Path of Demanitus."

"Demanitus was that engineer-inventor guy who built that thing that stopped the blizzard in Corona."

Eugene

"Whoa, hello. Vigor? Monkey? Wanna banana? Vigor? It's a...a..."

"Amazing! This is great! I've always wanted to go through a giant maze."

Eugene

"I'm happy for you, I am. But look at that! It would've been nice if Demanitus left us a- I don't know- map or something!"

Vigor (deep male voice): "You require no map. For I am Demanitus!"

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"If this guy really is Demanitus, it is a huge honor."

Eugene

"If this guy is Demantius. How do we know he's not another one of Zhan Tiri's cronies?"

"I hear you, I hear you. Cautious optimism. Emphasize on the caution."

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Princess Rapunzel (reads the inscription):

Remove a piece

And I increase

Eugene

"No! Wait!"

[A montage of Rapunzel, Eugene and Vigor going through the trials until they come across a crystal bridge over a pit of acid, where the fourth piece of the scroll lays.]