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Queer as Folk (US) · Season 1

“Pilot” quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

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“Pilot” · Season 1

In this episode: Brian (20), Michael (15), Justin (10), Emmett (6), Ted (4), Melanie (2), Lindsay (2), Daphne (1)

[surprised by the graffiti on his jeep] Oh that's beautiful Mikey. Just beautiful.

It's not my fault! I've told you about those two psychopaths down the street.

What? A couple of 12-year-olds?

They start early these days!

[Everyone at Justin's school stares at Brian's jeep with the word 'faggot' on it.]

Here we are sonny boy.

Be sure to come home right after school.

No lingering on the playground or in the locker room with the gym teacher.

Oh you did not tell him about that!

It's the most famous shower scene since Psycho.

JSJustin's schoolmate

[passes, screams at Justin] Hey Justin, wanna suck me off?

No! [Gets down from his jeep] But I'll kick your tight little virgin ass so hard you won't sit down for a week!

Where have you been? Your mom called. I didn't know what to tell her. I said you were still asleep.

I just saw the face of God.

Huh?

His name is Brian Kinney.

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