Melanie quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Emmett

I am just a silly faggot.

Melanie

No. You stood beside your partner no matter what anyone said. And that makes you a very loyal, very brave faggot.

Emmett

Tough... that's what my daddy used to say. He even bought me boxing gloves to teach me how to be a man.

Melanie

I love boxing.

Emmett

Of course you do. I glued rhinestones on them.

Melanie

Of course you did.

Brian

Gonna lie there sharpening your claws and feeling sorry for yourself or you gonna get your ass out of bed?

Melanie

Jesus, Brian, you could at least knock.

Brian

If I would have knocked you'd have told me to fuck off.

Melanie

Fuck off.

Brian

Too late! Now then. Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.

Lindsay

If I wasn't already a dyke, he'd have me diving for the nearest muff.

Melanie

And it's right here, baby.

Melanie

Weather sucked.

Ted

But so did the men.

Michael

Holy shoot! Did you check out the dick on this kid?!

Melanie

Or not.

Lindsay

That's the umbilical cord!

Melanie

Something tells me a princess is on the way.

Michael

Well it's okay with me if he's gay.

Lindsay

I still choose you.

Melanie

That's a very convincing testimony. I'm not so sure that I still choose you.

Melanie

I know which team I play on. It's not a choice or a preference, it's who I am. It's who I've always been. A rug-puncher, a muff diver, a cunt slapper, a bull, a Lizzie, a dyke.

Lindsay

What do you think I am?

Melanie

Don't ask me to make up your mind for you. You have to do that all by yourself.

Lindsay

I'm a lesbian.

Melanie

Not if you're having sex with a man, honey.

Lindsay

At least that's one good thing about not being allowed to marry.

Melanie

Not having to get a divorce.

Justin

[As Melanie and Lindsey argue] Maybe I better go...

Melanie

No, we are having tea, goddammit!