Michael quotes from Queer as Folk (US)

Michael

Fuck off.

Brian

Nice to see you too.

Michael

I'll make you a deal. I'll come check out your new place if you come check out ours.

Brian

Just like when we showed each other our dicks.

Brian

I'll bring a bottle.

Michael

Red would be nice.

Brian

I meant poppers.

Justin

What's the topic?

Hunter

Capital punishment. I'm all for it. I say fry the motherfucker's.

Michael

Now you see why we're so proud.

Brian

You infected him! With your petty bourgeois mediocre conformist assimilationist life! Thanks to you he's got visions! Babies, weddings, white picket fences dancing in his blonde little head!

Michael

And you think I put them there?

Brian

Before you and your husband tied the noose around your necks, he was perfectly happy! But now, he's a defector! Just like the rest of you!

Michael

He was never perfectly happy! Waiting for years for you to say I love you, you're the only one I want!

Brian

That's not who I am!

Michael

Don't we all know!

Brian

And now he's here in your house.

Michael

It's a home.

Brian

It's a farce! It's a freak show!

Michael

Call it what you want, I honestly don't care. But he didn't leave because I infected him. He left because of you! Who wouldn't?!

Michael

Come on, come on. Shake that groove thing.

Brian

You shake it, Mikey. I'm too...

Michael

What? Old? You'll always be young, you'll always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!