Pushing Daisies · Season 1
I'm fine, thanks for asking, Ned!
[imitating Ned] That was a funny joke about the witch's bosom, Olive.
Well thanks, Ned!
[imitating Ned] And, and I appreciate you using the word bosom.
Why, Ned? Because it's less offensive than other words?
[imitating Ned] No, I just simply like the word bosom. I say it to myself all the time. Bosom bosom bosom. I just can't help myself. I'm a bosomoholic.
Are you done?
Think so.
We were talking about phantom limbs and I blurted it out; it was like word vomit.
Then you slipped on that word vomit and fell on your ass and now you all covered in word vomit.
[Ned walks into Olive's apartment, where Chuck has been hiding from Ned]
Been looking.
Been hiding.
How much does Olive know?
Don't worry about what Olive knows. Even if I told her the truth, that I died and you brought me back to life, she wouldn't believe me.
You don't know that.
Yes I do, because I told her and she wouldn't believe me.
As Madeline McLean prepared to grant one last deadly desire, Bobo the bonobo monkey had a wish of its own, to play with the ball on a stick called the shifter. And so, its wish was granted... as was the wish of Madeline McLean, for though her sanity was torn asunder by a boy named Abner Newsome, and her body was torn apart by a bonobo named Bobo, her heart was still intact, which allowed her to grant one final wish, and that was for Abner Newsome to have a change of heart... Madeline McLean's heart.
[Lily hallucinates after eating a pie with an overdose of anti-depressants.]
When Charlotte was young, after we moved in, she used to stand right, right there, where you're floating, and watch the snow with me. At night, while she slept, I'd sneak into the backyard and make two snow angels. She never said anything, and I'd always play dumb. She thought they were her parents. One was her father, and the other one was me.
You?
I'm Charlotte's mother.
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