Olive Snook quotes from Pushing Daisies

Olive

This is a pie shop, not a herbal crack den.

Olive

Its a miracle bird. Its swimming in miracles, not diseases.

Olive

We're not at that stage in our friendship yet. Please don't cry in front of me.

Olive

Wouldn't it just be rock 'n roll if liking someone meant they had to like you back? 'Course that would be a different universe and something else would probably suck.

Olive

[Praying] Father, I wish to stay here forever and serve. If this is not thy will, then drop me a line.

Olive

[to Randy Mann] Sorry if I was sending you mixed messages. But, you know, messages are like nuts. Who wants all the same kind? Mixed is the best.

Emerson

Check please.

Olive

[slams two large wads of cash down on Emerson's table]

Emerson

Or cash. Cash is good. [grabs money, puts it on his lap]

Olive

I want to hire you. Technically, I already have, since you were so grabby with the cash.

Emerson

Think of it as an escrow between my thighs.

Chuck

I don't know, but hurry up and open if before he comes back! What if he changes when his blood sugar level drops?

Olive

Maybe like a hypoglycemic werewolf!

Olive

Look carefully ladies, this is your future.

Lily

Is it vodka?

Olive

Water.

Lily

Hm. As in Russian for vodka?

Don't mess with the pie hoes.

Olive Snook

Boy it's cold. [laughs] You know, you could use a witch's bosom as a hot water bottle on a day like today.

Ned

Any sign of Chuck?

Olive

[imitating Ned] And how are you today, Olive?

Ned

Are you done?

Olive

Think so.

Lily Charles

When Charlotte was young, after we moved in, she used to stand right, right there, where you're floating, and watch the snow with me. At night, while she slept, I'd sneak into the backyard and make two snow angels. She never said anything, and I'd always play dumb. She thought they were her parents. One was her father, and the other one was me.

Olive Snook

You?

Lily

I'm Charlotte's mother.

Olive

I know, they were lovers at the same-sex persuasion, and the key is for their love nest.

Ned

We've ruled out "Workplace Romance".

Olive

Oh... I'll just, cross that off my list then.

Chuck

I haven't ruled out "Workplace Romance".

Emerson

Romance does give you motive. Somebody's always lovin' somebody they shouldn't be lovin'.

Chuck

They're here, because you stopped delivering their special pies, all this time I've been making special pies and what have you been...?

Olive

[Cutting Chuck off] And dosing them with God knows what, you claim that is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla.

Emerson

I'm gonna dose the both of you with a scoop of Shut the Fudge Up.