Could that have happened to me on the roof? Could I have be swarmed? ...In my underwear too. I could've been swarmed in my underwear.
Hey, you don't just get to put them pictures in my head. That's an assault on my imagination.
S2 E1Bzzzzzzzzz!
Boy, Kentucky sure had it in for Betty but, who had it in for Kentucky?
The Terrifying Bee Man.
What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face because he didn't even have one. I mean, what if there's a whole "Bee-folk society" who'd walk around shaped like people?
You're thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?
Yeah.
[Olive comes in while Ned, Chuck and Emerson discuss the case]
I know, they were lovers at the same-sex persuasion, and the key is for their love nest.
We've ruled out "Workplace Romance".
Oh... I'll just, cross that off my list then.
I haven't ruled out "Workplace Romance".
[Chuck and Ned smile at one another]
Romance does give you motive. Somebody's always lovin' somebody they shouldn't be lovin'.
[Glares at Olive, who glares back.]
[Chuck hides with Emerson while her aunts are in the Pie-Hole.]
They're here, because you stopped delivering their special pies, all this time I've been making special pies and what have you been...?
[Cutting Chuck off] And dosing them with God knows what, you claim that is vanilla, but that ain't vanilla.
I'm gonna dose the both of you with a scoop of Shut the Fudge Up.
I got something to say, and I'm gonna say it to you, [points to Ned] you, [points to Lily] and you and your hump! [yells to Emerson who has Chuck hiding under his coat]
Olive wanted to let loose the secrets and lies shes been force fed by her friends, that Chuck was still alive, that Lily was her mother, but instead what came out... was this.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
S2 E2Circus Circus
Look, I took care of Lily and Vivian for twenty years, they never even left the house. What happened was incredibly unusual.
Please take this the right way, but so is being dead but not dead.
Amen.
In less then sixteen seconds, the dead girl who was not dead would be involved in the smallest of ironic coincidences, for just as she said to herself...
I wish I were where the action were at.
...she was where it were at.
[Door opens in the Pie Hole]
Sorry, we're closing early today.
[Chuck sees Vivian attempting to get through the door while her umbrella gets caught; Chuck then runs, jumps and rolls over the counter to avoid being sighted]
Her Aunt Vivian, who would've dropped dead from shock of seeing her niece alive again...
Hello?
...arrived again.
There was a young man named Von Deenis.
Who they said had a very big... [commercial break]
Could I just say that I know you can take care of yourself. When you moved out I panicked because I thought everything was changing...
Everything is changing.
Way to ruin a good apology.
What is so terrible about starting fresh?
Because starting fresh means something else is ending stale. Chuck, who I destroyed Play-Doh cities with; Chuck, my best friend, my first kiss; I don't want that to change.
Yeah, and I'm also Chuck, who went on a pleasure cruise and got a plastic bag put over her head.
That's not as much fun to remember.
But it happened, and when it was happening I was thinking... well, actually I was thinking "Son of a bitch, why did I have to go get ice for my ginger ale?" but, really I was thinking "I finally get to live my own life and it's already over" ...And then you, you came and you gave me another chance.
So it's my fault.
My first time around I was terrified of change and I'm not going to make that mistake again; I can't.
[Ned and Chuck roleplay in the morning]
Hi.
Hi.
You must be the new girl in 44, I'm Ned.
I'm Charlotte, but you can call me Chuck.
Hi Chuck... I... really wanna kiss you now.
But, we've only just met, we're two strangers in a big city, these things take time... I work at the Pie Hole downstairs.
Really? I own the Pie Hole downstairs. May we walk together?
Well, that'd be swell, Harvey.
It's Ned, actually.
Ned, that's a very nice name.
S2 E3Bad Habits
[Praying] Father, I wish to stay here forever and serve. If this is not thy will, then drop me a line.
[Sister LaRue falls to her death and lands infront of Olive]
[Ned and Emerson standing infront of Sister LaRue's body]
I'm not sure how I feel about doing this... here... with her [Indicating the Statue of Mary]...and him. [Indicating Jesus on the crucifix]
Well it ain't like he ain't never done it before; remember Lazarus?
[Chasing Sister LaRue after reviving her]
Nun on the run! Nun on the run! Nun on the run!
[Catches up to LaRue and touches her again]
We are so going to hell.
S2 E4Frescorts
The truth is that there are a lot of people like you, us, with strange hobbies or talents or gifts and we try to hide it because we're afraid that it makes us seem weird or it will turn people off, but that's a mistake. What makes me unique has brought every person I love into my life.
S2 E6Oh Oh Oh...It's Magic
MMaurice
Are you going to kick someone's ass, Frere Pie-maker?
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