Death by scratch and sniff. What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns?
S1 E7Smell of Success
[Olive holds up a glass of water]
Look carefully ladies, this is your future.
Is it vodka?
Water.
Hm. As in Russian for vodka?
Your book was a bomb.
NLNapolean Le Nez
[Outraged] Who are you to criticise my life's work?!
[Holds up evidence bag containing burnt shreds of book] Your book. Was a bomb? It exploded?
We're not at that stage in our friendship yet. Please don't cry in front of me.
OVOscar Virbenius
Nothing sells books like a little murder and mayhem.
It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave to try to be happy. You've gotten so comfortable being unhappy. Wouldn't it be wonderful to wake up in the morning and choose to be happy, to let the water wash everything away?
Follow the yellow thick hose!
Follow the yellow thick hose?
S1 E8Bitter Sweets
The truth ain't like puppies, a bunch of them running around, you pick your favorite. One truth and it has come a knockin'.
AAlfredo
If I loved you... Then I would love you in any way I could, and if we could not touch, then I would draw strength from your beauty... And if I went blind, I would fill my soul with the sound of your voice and the contents of your thoughts until the last spark of my love for you lit the shabby darkness of my dying mind...
The pie-maker considered how not telling Chuck the truth about her father was a lot like being locked in a prison. Then he considered how being locked in a prison was actually much worse than some silly metaphor about truth.
Sometimes a crime of passion is not realizing the passion in time. While other times the crime is not seeing the world as it is. But most crimes of passion are actually a crime.
Wouldn't it just be rock 'n roll if liking someone meant they had to like you back? 'Course that would be a different universe and something else would probably suck.
OCOlive and Chuck
Don't mess with the pie hoes.
Candy might be sweet, but it's a traveling carnival blowing through town. Pie is home. People always come home.
S1 E9Corpsicle
Boy it's cold. [laughs] You know, you could use a witch's bosom as a hot water bottle on a day like today.
Any sign of Chuck?
[imitating Ned] And how are you today, Olive?
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