Shawn, Buzz and others in “Gus' Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy”

Shawn

The Christmas spirits told me to give this to you.

Buzz

Oh my goodness, a Daisy Red Ryder! I had one of these when I was a kid. It was the reason I wanted to become a policeman.

Shawn

Well, Merry Christmas, from me and Gus.

Buzz

Thanks, guys.

Gus

He's gonna shoot his eye out.

Shawn

Yes he is.

Gus

That was amazing. How did you know that?

Shawn

Uh, the room where I take naps shares a vent with the room where they do the psychological evals. Lassie!

Lassiter

I-I hate snow globes.

Shawn

Well, that's strange. My psychic senses told me specifically that snow globes didn't give you nightmares about being trapped in a clear ball with snow that burns your skin off. Merry Christmas from me and Gus! [turns to Juliet] Mr. Mittens says it felt just like going to sleep and he doesn't hold it against you at all. Kitty heaven? It's just like East Beach.

Juliet

That is the best news ever.

Gus

Merry Christmas, from both Shawn and--

Shawn

Whoa, whoa, this is a very special gift that's clearly just from me. Don't appropriate. Not at Christmastime.

Lassiter

Alright! Who keeps telling people I want snow globes for Christmas?!