You OK?
Alright, I'll bite. What's the joke?
Just want to make sure you got home alright last night.
From what?
From the bar.
What bar?
You were at a bar?
No, I wasn't at a bar! I don't drink.
You don't drink?
Well, a bit of wine at weddings. An occasional snifter of brandy. Maybe a good single-malt scotch.
Sounds like drinking to me.
Spencer, why don't you stop making up stories, OK, that are obviously bogus?
OK, so you were not at Tom Blair's Pub last night?
I don't even know who Tom Blair is.
Mmmhmm. And how'd you get that sweet, uh, bruise on your forehead?
I had an altercation.
Yes. With a table.
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