[about Luis] What if he started avoiding you after you told him you never had sex before?
I would hate him.
Exactly. Almost as much as I hate Emo.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[after Megan and Charlie kiss]
Woh..
I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay.
KKeith
I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination.
Waiting for a distraction is not a plan.
Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan.
All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be.
Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan.
Totally.
[taking out knife] This is a survival kit.
Oh I'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?
You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Wow, that's super dark Megan.
Some might say she's single-handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction.
Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it.
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