William Jefferson Clinton.
It's 2010. Bill and Hillary have grown apart. It's nothing he did, just... it happens. We inexplicably run into each other at the Lincoln Memorial and it's very late night...
He recognizes something in me, something that makes him feel... whole. So we talk about the Camp David Summit, some chat about how we can't possibly, the Secret Service. Next thing you know I have a presidential library in Little Rock and there's a legendary picture of me and Bill laughing and sharing sections of The Times while our child plays under the dinner table, and... orgasm.
You're really over Allen, aren't you?
Oh, I got Bill now. Bill's all I need.
Addison [about Charlotte]: Fascinating. She's been here all night?
God, asleep, she looks almost harmless.
Hm, like a sleeping tiger.
Shh. Don't wake the tiger.
[excited about monitoring a birth] I'm here to monitor your contractions.
Uh, any questions or concerns, anything I could do to help?
SSara
Oh, no, nah. I've done three of these, I just say a little prayer, and go. You just sit there and catch the baby like it's a football, okay?
And you are a thinker. So, what do you think? About me and Pete. Come on, Nay, you're my friend.
Okay. Fine. You said you want change, and you pick Pete. What, a cute doctor boy with nice eyes. That's not change, that's your MO. You're just... you're rushing into something new.
I'm not. I'm... making a decision to take a chance on something that feels right.
Because you're afraid to be alone.
So what if I am?! Surprise, Naomi, I'm susceptible to the human condition. Look through our other men, I mean there are men in uniform I cannot be alone with right now. I did not pick Pete because I'm desperate and lonely. Pete is my choice
[Violet and Cooper are getting ready to have sex. Violet has just disrobed]
[looks up from taking off his trousers] Oh, you're... wow, you're naked.
Yeah, it makes the sex easier.
It's just, ah, I've never seen you naked. In the office, you always have your clothes on.
Well, yeah, I try to be a professional.
[Cooper stands there with his arms crossed in front of him]
[indicating to his underwear] Rip off the bandaid, Coop. I did.
[after a long pause] Yeah... can't.
Y... you have to... you've already seen me naked.
I know, and you're... beautiful. I'm sorry, I... thought I could but... [starts putting his clothes back on]
You can't reject me, you have low standards... you have no standards!
No, it's not different! I... I am offering you uncomplicated, unemotional sex.
No! I... You're... you're not some random girl from the Internet, with you it doesn't mean nothing... it never will...
[Sam walks into the cafeteria. Pete and Cooper are there]
They're behind closed doors.
The women... If they're gonna talk about us, we should talk about them.
Yeah, let's talk, let's talk smack.
Were you completely naked? Did you stand in front of him like a peeled banana while he looked over your best parts? Because I have good parts and Cooper passed on them. I have good parts!
Damm right you do and so do I!
Hey, hey, hey! The point is, we should not be having sex in the office.
Who's having sex in the office?
No one. No one! That's the point! It gets complicated, you just... you don't know where you stand.
God's trying to tell us something.
No, we have sex and then the day after our priest summons us. It's the fires of hell, Sam. We had sex!
Just don't mention we had a divorce, I don't need a lecture.
FMFather Mark
Thank you so much for coming.
We had sex and, and we're divorced.
You heard me. What did you do?
I don't think that's any of your business.
No, it's not! Dell, I know that you're upset about Wendell...
This is nothing to do with him! Okay? Every time she walks away from you, she's miserable. And I care about how she feels, okay? I care!
No, I know what you think, but this isn't just a crush. Okay? Maybe after so many years you just don't see it. You know how many women think like that, and, and look like that and laugh like that and care? One. So far I've met one. And yeah she's, she's out of my league in every possible way, but I don't care. She... dazzles me, and I'm not stupid enough to hope that one day I'll meet someone like her when the time is right because I won't. I love her, okay? And I guarantee you, I wouldn't make her cry.
Okay, uh, Dell, I know that you're under a lot of stress right now, so I'm going to pretend you didn't just say those things about my wife.
