What about sleepwalking? You bumping into things?
What am I, an idiot?
You are kind of a klutz.
Watch it.
Or what? You're going to come over here and fall on me?
Private Practice · Season 1, Episode 9
“In Which Dell Finds His Fight” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Sam Bennett (2), Cooper Freedman (1), Pete Wilder (1), Charlotte King (1), Dell Parker (1)
What about sleepwalking? You bumping into things?
What am I, an idiot?
You are kind of a klutz.
Watch it.
Or what? You're going to come over here and fall on me?
What did you do to her?
Excuse me?
You heard me. What did you do?
I don't think that's any of your business.
No, it is, okay?
No, it's not! Dell, I know that you're upset about Wendell...
This is nothing to do with him! Okay? Every time she walks away from you, she's miserable. And I care about how she feels, okay? I care!
Dell...
No, I know what you think, but this isn't just a crush. Okay? Maybe after so many years you just don't see it. You know how many women think like that, and, and look like that and laugh like that and care? One. So far I've met one. And yeah she's, she's out of my league in every possible way, but I don't care. She... dazzles me, and I'm not stupid enough to hope that one day I'll meet someone like her when the time is right because I won't. I love her, okay? And I guarantee you, I wouldn't make her cry.
Okay, uh, Dell, I know that you're under a lot of stress right now, so I'm going to pretend you didn't just say those things about my wife.
Who kicked your dog?
I think I'm helping some other guy win over Addison.
Good job.
It'd be weird to punch him out now, right?
Yeah, a little bit.
[to Cooper] Sex is best when you feel like you want to kill the other person.
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