[Sam walks into the cafeteria. Pete and Cooper are there]
They're behind closed doors.
Who?
The women... If they're gonna talk about us, we should talk about them.
Yeah, let's talk, let's talk smack.
“In Which Cooper Finds a Port in His Storm” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Naomi Bennett (2), Sam Bennett (2), Addison Montgomery (1), Violet Turner (1), Cooper Freedman (1)
I was humiliated.
Were you completely naked? Did you stand in front of him like a peeled banana while he looked over your best parts? Because I have good parts and Cooper passed on them. I have good parts!
Damm right you do and so do I!
I like your breasts.
You have a good ass.
Thank you! I like it.
Hey, hey, hey! The point is, we should not be having sex in the office.
Who's having sex in the office?
No one. No one! That's the point! It gets complicated, you just... you don't know where you stand.
God's trying to tell us something.
It's a coincidence.
No, we have sex and then the day after our priest summons us. It's the fires of hell, Sam. We had sex!
Just don't mention we had a divorce, I don't need a lecture.
Huh?
Play it cool.
Yeah, that's cool.
FMFather Mark
Thank you so much for coming.
We had sex and, and we're divorced.
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