T-Bag quotes from Prison Break

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So you see, "friends", either I'm through that hole with you, or I'm gonna sing like Johnny Cash!

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Not that hot?!

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When this guy woke up this morning, he was white!

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What do you call a guy who couldn't pass the cop's exam and now makes less than a mailman? A CO.

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One for the team.

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I'm comin' along on this endeavor whether you like it or not. I've got a hell of a singin' voice otherwise.

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[to Tweener] Blacks don't want you... Whites don't want you. You're a regular tweener.

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[to Westmoreland] You know what I can't understand is why somebody like you wants to get out of here anyways. How you gonna survive, huh? The world is all different now, scary. They got computer phones, boobies made out of silicone, you won't know what to do!

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What's that smell? It smells a little like... conspiracy.

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Hey John, you know actually, about Jesus, [slits Abbruzi's throat] say hi to him for me, will ya?

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Remember Pretty, I am serving life plus one. So if I get busted for attempted escape, I'ma throw in a homicide, no problem, that's like a parking ticket to me!

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A full house...that's a concept a Mexican should be quite familiar with. Eh, Zazu?

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Don't be frightened. Teddy's home.

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This is what my auntie used to call Hobo Chicken. One part chicken, two parts spice, and three parts actual hobo.

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I, uh, know fowl isn't part of a traditional brunch per se, but I have found a lean meat can act as an aparetif to awaken the palet for more subtle flavors and textures such as... Mama mia! Pumpkin cinnamon bread with fresh strawberries and cream!

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[to Donald Self] Tell me when I'm getting warm. You hand-picked Michael Scofield and the bunch, trucked them all out here on Uncle Sam's dime, to do your bidding, and now they're standing right in the cross hairs for what you did. I always said cops where more crooked than criminals. Let me guess- a little, little slice of heaven, is that what is was for? Gambling debt? Maybe you're a... a geologist of the rock candy variety?